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Funny Valentine Messages For Friends

Valentine’s Day is the best day to express your love and feelings to your beloved ones. Use our collection of Funny Valentine Messages For Friends to say Happy Valentines Day to your significant other, friends or family members.

웃♥유Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!

웃♥유Q: What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th? A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

웃♥유Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!

웃♥유Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.

웃♥유Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind and therefore is winged cupid painted blind

웃♥유I said to you, "Oh, please be mine; Be mine forever, Valentine." I must have seemed like quite a fool, Although I thought I was being cool. I swore that we would never part, As I put my hand upon my heart. Had I been thinking with my head, I'd probably have fled instead.

웃♥유Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who' ? A: A divorce lawyer.

웃♥유If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

웃♥유If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

웃♥유Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn't get a date.

웃♥유Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with u, because I was pissed.

웃♥유What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours

웃♥유Valentine's day is only few days away............so remember it's not too late... break up and save money.....

웃♥유Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday but I refuse to wear glasses!

웃♥유Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

웃♥유I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met ur brother.

웃♥유Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head.

웃♥유What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you

웃♥유Jonny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,'came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,'Jonny added,'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Tony smiled as he replied,So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

웃♥유Brand new mop and bucket. I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn't remember.

웃♥유Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.



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