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Funny Quotes to Say Happy Valentines Day

Valentine’s Day is the best day to express your love and feelings to your beloved ones. Use our collection of Valentine Funny Quotes to say Happy Valentines Day to your significant other, friends or family members.

웃♥유We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.— Terry Dill

웃♥유I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.— Bon Scott

웃♥유I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.— Unknown, sometimes attributed to Mark Twain

웃♥유Love is not always in the air on Valentine's Day, especially by spending time in family law court.— Jeff Williams

웃♥유On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays—fear.— Dave Barry

웃♥유Valentine's Day' is just a nicer way of saying 'National Feel Bad if You're Single Day.'— Jordan Peters

웃♥유I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?— Jay Leno

웃♥유Today is Valentine's Day—or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!— Jay Leno

웃♥유I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.— Robert Orben

웃♥유Happy Valentine's Day. My other invitation was to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney.— Bill Gates

웃♥유Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.— Jim Gaffigan

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