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20 Funny Valentines Day Quotes



웃♥유 Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

웃♥유 Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. - Jay Leno

웃♥유 My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

웃♥유 Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

웃♥유 True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

웃♥유 I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

웃♥유 I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. - Garry Shandling

웃♥유 Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. - Jon Stewart

웃♥유 Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. - Mirabeau

웃♥유 Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

웃♥유 Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger

웃♥유 Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

웃♥유 Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. - Lewis Black

웃♥유 I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. - Tracy Smith

웃♥유 Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathon Swift

웃♥유 Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. - Mickey Rooney

웃♥유 Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

웃♥유 Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

웃♥유 Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

웃♥유 It is impossible to love and be wise. - Francis Bacon

웃♥유 Women are cursed, and men are the proof. - Rosanne Barr

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